too
old for
this sh*t.

Game servers for grumpy old gamers (and those aspiring)

We host public Squad, Arma Reforger and DayZ servers, along with a Discord community for coordination, events, and general mischief.

Squad Server

[UK/EUR] TOFTS Squad - New Player Friendly | discord.gg/vpTJKtpPph | TOFTS.org

IP 51.38.40.66 | Port 7787 | Max Players 110

Our new Squad Server! One of our favorite FPS games, we had to add our own server to the arsenal.

Friendly teamwork - respectful community and English speaking, from all over Europe. Xenophobia, spam, and all toxic behaviour will not be tolerated.

Map voting - with streamlined options leaning towards more urban maps.

Official maps - no weird mods or custom maps.

ARMA Reforger Server

Too Old For This Sh*t | Vanilla | EU | Crossplay | discord.gg/vpTJKtpPph

IP 51.38.40.66 | Port 2001 | Max Players: 82 | Everon Conflict

From our time on community servers, we've experienced common issues that kill the fun. So, on our server, we tackle them head-on:

Curated Modpacks — The best weapons and vehicles, no bloat. Less time in the arsenal, more time in the fight.

Streamlined Gameplay — Realism without the clutter. Focused, tactical, and immersive.

Smart Supply & Comms — Encouraging teamwork, not hoarding. Play smart, play together.

DayZ Server

Too Old For This Sh*t | Vanilla Namalsk | discord.gg/vpTJKtpPph

IP 51.38.40.66 | Port 2302 | Max Players 40 | Namalsk

Our server is tuned for a tougher, more realistic zombie threat — think The Walking Dead. This ramps up the challenge and forces smarter survival choices:

Stronger Zombies, and more of 'em — No pushovers. They're a real threat, not just an annoyance.

Enhanced PvE & Scavenging — Every supply run matters. Every bullet counts.

High-Stakes Player Encounters — Do you have time to engage? Should you work together? The horde is coming.

Looking for a place where questionable tactics meet varied reaction speeds? You're in good company. Our regulars span the UK, Europe, and Scandinavia, brought together by teamwork, respect, semi-realistic gameplay, and a shared refusal to take sh*t too seriously.

We're crafting a custom experience on our servers with curated mods, active moderation, and a focus on fun over frustration—giving players a solid place to squad up, strategize, and enjoy the game.